Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

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i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

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ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

(Source: sleepinglauren)

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artkeepsmesane:

inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:

frozentreats-snowflakes:

John’s face.

#why did I leave the shire

#why did I leave the shire

I just legit laughed out loud for like 10 minutes

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jacks-cold-sweat:

crazyrodeogirl:

cryptidsandoddities:

In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).
Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.
A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.

I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article

You guys, I’VE BEEN THERE!

jacks-cold-sweat:

crazyrodeogirl:

cryptidsandoddities:

In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).

Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.

A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.

I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article

You guys, I’VE BEEN THERE!

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10-roses:

thedancinggallifreyan:

littlelionheartedqueen:

if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it

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MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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ineedtogetmystorystraight:

clomandhisdeafweasel:

the-juiciest-peach:

Some under appreciated night blogging posts.  

Night blogging is like a religion that no one founded and even it’s most loyal followers don’t understand

Why would anyone want to buy this place?

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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